The She-Hulk Diaries by Acosta Marta

Author:Acosta, Marta [Acosta, Marta]
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi, azw3
Tags: Fiction / Humorous, Fiction / Action & Adventure, Fiction / Contemporary Women
ISBN: 9781401304942
Publisher: Hyperion
Published: 2013-06-18T00:00:00+00:00

9:45 P.M.

Got home from work. Tried to microwave scrambled eggs for dinner. Bad idea. Tried to improve them with ketchup, a worse idea. Don’t have the willpower to go to a singles meet-up. I will die alone surrounded by court dockets in an apartment that smells like cat urine from the previous tenant because I won’t even have the time to hoard cats on my own.

Once I was a sexy flesh-eating bacteria girl and now I am a ma’am. I only hope that Fritz won’t see the desperation on my face when I ask him out. Does that mean I have to sleep with him? He’s probably good at sex. I probably thought Ellis was outstanding at sex only because I’d been so inexperienced. The bar was set so low that any guy who had a rudimentary grasp of female anatomy seemed gifted. To give credit where credit is due, Ellis’s understanding of female anatomy was at the “class valedictorian,” not “mandatory summer school,” level.

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